A     (X 0 2 2 2 0)
Asus4 (0 0 2 2 3 0)
A/F#  (2 X 0 2 2 0)
E6    (0 2 2 1 2 0)
Dsus2 (X X 0 2 3 0)
Bm11  (X 2 0 2 3 0) also called Dsus2/B
Amaj7 (X 0 2 1 2 0)


            [Verse 1]

            A                    Asus4  A/F#  
            Her green plastic watering can 
            A/F#                     E6    Dsus2
             For her fake chinese rubber plant
                          A    Dsus2
            In the fake plastic earth
            A                      Asus4  A/F#                                
             That she bought from a rubber man 
            A/F#                  E6     Dsus2 
             In a town full of rubber plans
                    A       Dsus2 
            To get rid of itself

   
            [Chorus 1]

                         Bm11               A
            It wears her out   It wears her out
                         Bm11               A
            It wears her out   It wears her out

 
            [Verse 2]
            
            A                 Asus4    A/F#
            She lives with a broken man 
            A/F#           E6        Dsus2  
             A cracked polystyrene  man 
                       A         Dsus2  
            Who just crumbles and burns 
            A               Asus4  A/F# 
             He used to do sur  -  gery
            A/F#               E6       Dsus2  
             For girls in the eight  -  ies 
                         A    Dsus2 
            But gravity always wins
 
 
            [Chorus 2]

                             Bm11              A
            And it wears him out  It wears him out
                             Bm11       A
            And it wears him out  It we-ear  -  err  -  ers


            [Verse 3]

                A              Asus4  A/F#   
            She looks like the real thing
            A/F#                   E6    Dsus2
             She tastes like the real thing
                      A    Dsus2    
            My fake plastic love
            A                  Asus4  A/F#      
             But I can't help the feeling
            A/F#                        E6     Dsus2
             I could blow through the ceil  -  ing 
                        A      Dsus2
            If I just turn and run

 
            [Chorus 3]
 
                            Bm11              A
            And it wears me out   It wears me out 
                        Bm11                 A Amaj7        
            It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out 


            [Outro]

                            Bm11
            And if I could be who you wanted
                        A
            If I could be who you wanted 
              Bm11            A 
            All the time    All the time

            mmmm mmmm mmmm

            Bm11     A    Bm11     A (1 strum finish)